Look what I brought along – your precious model houses, that you spend countless hours to build. Now theyre on the floor next to my feet and Ill play with them for a while! But you know, my playing can be a little rough on the toys! If those houses are sturdy enough to support my full weight? No, I dont think theyll stand my ass – or my converse – for long … one after another theyre flattened and destroyed under my converse soles or under my divine ass. And I know how much it hurts you, to see how your work gets destroyed within seconds – and that makes it even more fun for me!
