Did you leave that old rancid teddy on the couch again?! I know youve had it for decades and are attached to the ugly thing – but today Im going to help you with your detachment process! I think this thing can be useful as a doormat for a while before it disappears into the trash can for good. Does your little heart hurt when I stomp on your beloved teddy with my boots?! Look very closely how he is flattened under the deep treaded soles more and more. He will still be allowed to live a few days … outside the front door … as a doormat! With the rainy weather lately, the shoes are always very dirty – Im curious how long he will still be recognizable as a teddy! And after this week I will completely disassemble him with my sexy high heels – pierce right through him and tear him into pieces – and then, youll sweep up the remains!
