Look whats there at my feet – a whole box of your beloved old plushies … you cared for them for so long … and now I found them and Ill give them another use! Theres a reason this box is right next to my doormat … and the trashcan isnt far away either! Over the next days and weeks, Ill put your beloved plushies on my doormat and use them to clean all of my shoes on them when I come through the door. Ill mercilessly trample them under my high heels, use them as a doormat for my muddy boots or use them as a shoe cleaning rag for the tread of my running shoes … until theyre too broken or too dirty to be of any more use – and then Ill just throw them into the trashcan! I know these plushies really mean a lot to you … but to me they dont … theyre just ugly and worthless – and theyre going to be treated accordingly! And no matter how much you cry and beg – there will be no way to rescue them!
