Didnt I tell you many times that I dont want to see your stupid model houses anywhere? And still, I find a bunch of them on the coffee table when I come home. I furiously call you – and tell you exactly whats going to happen next – Ill crush every one of these stupid houses under my ass – and since you wont get home for a couple of hours, theres nothing you can do to save them! I take my time, grab one after another and place them on the edge of the table, then sit down on them and apply more and more weight … hearing the plastic break under my butt is so satisfying! Knowing you spend hours or even days, carefully building them … and it only takes me seconds to destroy them forever! Ill leave the remains there for you to find … then you can cry a little when you come hope – and then get rid of the trash!
